“Download the official single at: http://cosmicduck.net/ponyswag/
(Verse 1 - Swagberg)
This is for my bronies, ain’t no phony
Shit that they can ferret out, no Killconey
O.G., real-as-hell flows for my cronies
Shit, it’s all love, every pony’s a homie
Comely to homely, killing ‘em in rode-
-os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney
Sonic rainboom blowing big up on the Sony
Ponies! Don’t fuck with ‘em, you can blow me
Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I’m posted
Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie
Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed
BLAOW, all my syllables are toasty
Equestrian swag, oy tards, it’s a new type
No show, venue got me barred cause I’m too hype
Owloysius quill coin bars in the moonlight
Cutie mark: six-point star with a boom mic
(Chorus - Swagberg, Maros)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG)
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG)
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
(Verse 2 - Maros)
I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn’t be, giggle at the ghostly
I’m about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right
Let me tell y’all now, I’m a Cutie Mark Crusader
You can’t stop ponies, y’all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack’s
Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)…Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y’all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny
Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you’re
never gonna be 20 percent cooler
(Chorus)
(Verse 3 - Swagberg)
Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though
Fuck a fucker saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can’t front as if we ever gonna lack those
Slow it down, so far raps I’m fucking
Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
“Who’s that man, that swag is something”
Come to think of it, I’m very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don’t give shit if you care about parity
(that’s I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic-ass raps with the Twilight eyes”
Yep. I’m a Brony. Deal with it.
The Golden Light
The Golden light
Of her silken soul
Entrances all that see
But, perhaps
The most entranced
By that light was me
I fell hard from the sky
To the ground below
And reached right up
As she passed by
To try to touch that glow
The fervor of my emotions
Gratifies my heart
And as I say these words
I chase her ever still
Across the ages and through my lives
My love unbridled by the times
Yet the one I love
Is ever out of my heart’s reach
But again, it may be for the better
For as long as I chase her heart
I am with her constantly
So I live my lives
In chase of that girl that takes my breath away
I say these things and I think
“I hope that when she hears these words
She will finally stop and stay”
For love’s true mission
Is to find us all one day.
BLARGH…>.<
So yeah. Angry about stupid things. So, even though I want to post today, I’m going to hold off just because I don’t want to go off all ragey about the crazy nonsense that was work today. Sorry if you actually wanted stuff to go on. In all honesty, probably none of you want me to go off about the stuff I deal with in the day to day.
Reblog if you want to kiss someone right now.
So…yeah. Since the nerdfighterlike picture seems to not be working, here’s me.
Well, Hi there. Glad to meet another nerdfighter!
So…do you want my immediate thought for a superpower? Or the actual thought out one I have? ….Ok, you’ll get both.
For the immediate thought: The power to always cover my bills. Because god knows I need the money. (Stupid college and tuition)
What I’ve actually wanted to have as a superpower for quite a while is the ability to teleport anywhere. I’ve got a bit of a wanderlust, so I plan on traveling the world in the future, and that would make things so much easier.
So, now that you know mine, what about you? What would you want to have as a superpower, Leah and other people subscribed to my feed? I’d like to know a bit more about you guys.
Epitome
It’s the epitome of you and me
Chained up and still flying free
Our hearts plight is to keep the fight
Going on and on and on and on.
My ultimatum is to fulfill this fascination
Running hard to get myself
To where I want to be
Our slipshod lives are falling fast
And all beneath us is just glass
So maybe we need to go
Back to the beginning
A missing part inside the heart
Keeps us where we are
The glass walls that keep us apart
Are never very far
So take these words and hold them close
So tight that they might break
Hide it all within yourself
And be ready to make your escape
Not all we are is enough
To break through that crystal shield
But maybe we can find a way
For our hearts to be revealed
So here we are back where we started
But in a different time
And our hearts are whole and beating strong
So we shall fly
Chained to each other, and never so free
Because all I really need is you
And all you need is me.
Nerdfighter friends? (:
P.S I like your poetry (I hope I don't seem like a creep!)
Certainly, and thanks for the complement. That was just a couple old ones that I posted…I might be putting up a couple other ones soon, but the new stuff might take a bit. Life has been kinda hectic, and…yeah. Besides that I’ve been lazy and not sitting down with paper.
Anyhow, hope we can keep chatting and such. Catch you around.
Suddenly, A follower appears!
Holy god…EffyeahNerdfighterlike brought more people than I ever expected to appear here. Well, I suppose I shall make an attempt to be more interesting once I actually start feeling better. That way you all didn’t just subscribe to a dead channel. Here’s hoping tomorrow actually brings about me being able to breathe.
-Steve
Portal 2 speculation (SPOILERS)
For those of you who haven’t beaten Portal 2 I suggest that you DON’T look or read the image below!
For those of you who have…
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that’s all I have to say.

