The person who says things when others leave them alone. I'm more than a little odd, but there's certainly worse out there.

I give advice if you need it. There is a perpetual Ask Me Anything running here. And I do mean ANYTHING. You'll find out pretty quick that I'm not scared of the weird stuff.
Jul 30th at 6PM / via: gaarrus / op: gaarrus / reblog / 1,480 notes

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(Source: iraffiruse)

Jul 30th at 5PM / via: vanguardsoren / op: iraffiruse / reblog / 250,361 notes

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Jul 30th at 5PM / via: gaarrus / op: aviann-te / reblog / 3,974 notes

Let me get to know you, followers!

electriclotus:

Post this in my ask box so I can get to know you better!!

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Jul 30th at 5PM / via: vanguardsoren / op: electriclotus / reblog / 966 notes

gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

Jul 30th at 5PM / via: danteredstone / op: i-want-cheese / reblog / 153,713 notes

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Jul 30th at 1PM / via: shakeitlikekira / op: breakourbones / reblog / 1,039 notes

Nintendo is rocking Playable Women →

sergiorex:

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So Nintendo is creating a vast array of playable females in their upcoming exclusive games. The majority of games that do not are general neutral games such as Kirby, Yoshi, and Art Academy. Let’s start with a list of Wii U games Nintendo is publishing with playable females….

Jul 30th at 12PM / via: zferolie / op: sergiorex / reblog / 97 notes
Anonymous: Any writing tips for me?

risax:

lucianite:

Never stop writing.

If you have an idea, write it out. Even a little bit counts. A premise that led nowhere is still a premise attempted, and the practice never hurt anyone.

Look over your work the morning after you wrote it. You’ll feel refreshed and the writing will seem new. It’ll help you pick out mistakes.

Find someone who will give you constructive criticism. You cannot grow without helpful guidance. If someone tells you “That sentence doesn’t feel write” really look it over and don’t take it as a personal attack to your skill. They are fresh eyes and will often point out the mistakes that need correcting.

Try not to get overwhelmed by a premise. If a section of the story seems to daunting then move to the next one. You can always come back to it later when you have a clear head and bridging the gaps can help form new ideas.

Find someone you can talk to about ideas. They often help with brainstorming and whenever you’re caught.

I hope that helps, Mysterious Stranger.

Couldn’t have given any better writing tips myself. Well said, lucianite!

Jul 30th at 11AM / via: risax / op: lucianite / reblog / 10 notes

sandandglass:

Video

Jul 30th at 11AM / via: shtarmie / op: sandandglass / reblog / 1,857 notes

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.